Captain's log, stardate 1931-4
Control tower, I report that the Fucknet virtual simulator is the greatest invention in the history of human civilisation.The database contains perhaps all the sexual pleasures of the Universe. Today I chose the Cybergothic style. Unbelievable, innovative wild slut whore with colourful dreadlocks. At my own risk, I threw my dick in her piercing riveted mouth and fucked her hole from behind. So this was a really furious high-voltage ride, control tower. Cyber captain, over.