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Captain's log, stardate 2704-74

Base, I report that the zombie apocalypse has reached the end of the universe. Even the mischievous artificial intelligence of the ANNA 9000 did not want to trust its own sensors when it saw what I had chosen today as a pleasure for my orphaned dick. Incredibly realistic zombie beauty, horny and determined to suck all the sperm out of me. Using the virtual simulator driver, I nicely teased the hungry beast. I really fucked her hole and sprinkled all the living water from my dick. It was a real zombie massacre! Perverted captain, over.

Captain's log, star date 1949-928

This is the Captain, Control Tower, over. Solitude caught up with me, so I decided to get married right here at the end of the Universe. The Fucknet virtual simulator arranged for me a beautiful bride, and the ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence was a brides maid. After the ceremony, what I was waiting for finally came, a fuck of a wedding night. I fucked my beautiful bride from all sides and she greedily gave my hard dick a blow job. Wedding as it should be! Fucknet's system error also made it real wild. Control Tower, don't breath a word of this to my wife back on Earth! Captain, over.

Captain's log, stardate 1806-7

This is not how the Milky Way show has ever been. Control tower, today I went to a rock concert and in a virtual simulator detonated a real load. An incredibly hot rock star, the wild front woman showed me that with a microphone and an electric guitar you can make nice dirty things and what about that dick. In fact, I never experienced such hard rock during my astronaut training. I fucked that sexy bitch and put my microphone in her ass instead of getting her autograph. Rock wins! Captain, over.

I just couldn’t help it and once again, now for the last time. It works just incredibly with Czech women, so why shouldn’t I use this trick once more? I was incredibly lucky because I ran into the beautiful 18-years-old Iveta and she agreed to join me for a chat. I really wanted to enjoy this evening so I omitted classical chats around and I asked her straight forward to fuck with me for 30,000 CZK. If you expected her to slap me, get angry or run away, you were so terribly mistaken. First, Iveta did not trust me at all. She was convinced I’m just making fun of her. Only after I showed her the money and waved 30,000 CZK in front of her eyes, she realized I was being serious. I gave her no time to change her mind and brought her to my place where I fucked her HARD. I even got to fuck her in the ass!! Amazing sex! Look at this horn 18-years-oldd craving for a good fuck!! Watch her letting me fuck her for money. Something like this should not stay unnoticed. Enjoy!!

It was only a few days ago when I have announced the conditions of “Wife for sale” and I really didn’t expect your replies to be so fast. The first people to contact me weren’t a married couple but an 18-years-old guy and his girlfriend. They live in a village and they’re not doing exactly great. They cannot find a job and they’re starting to get in red numbers. This unfortunate situation has led the guy to decision to contact me and offer me his wonderful young girlfriend for 50,000 CZK. I just couldn’t refuse offer like this, so I grabbed my camera and set off. We solved it all quickly. The only problem was the condition he’d be there watching me fuck his girl. In the end he agreed, however he couldn’t stand it and when I penetrated her for the first time, he had to go out to get some fresh air. I guess this is for callous individuals only, but you can judge it for yourself. However, I’ve got the first hit and I’m calling on you married and not married couples with fiscal issues and debts, let me know and you’ll get 50,000 CZ straight forward. No interest, no pay-back, nothing like that.

Forget everything you have seen here so far! We have an exquisite episode for you today! I met the woman from my dreams while buying groceries. A perfect 43 years old Karolina, with D+ cups and the body of a supermodel. She was driving me crazy instantly and you will understand as soon as you see her. I tried my usual modeling trick and it worked, because it seems Karolina really loves money, a lot of money. Only seeing her tits cost me ten big ones. To fuck her I had to pay everything I had on me, which was approximately 40, 000 CZK. I knew I'd have to give it to her real hard for such price and fucked her in the middle of a railway station. Trains full of people walking by when I came on her divine tits. Did I mention her husband is a cop? Heh, fuck the police, right? Or at least their wives! Get ready to get wild!!!!