Rock star

Captain's log, stardate 1806-7This is not how the Milky Way show has ever been. Control tower, today I went to a rock concert and in a virtual simulator blew a real load. An incredibly hot rock star, the wild front woman showed me that with a microphone and an electric guitar you can make nice dirty things, and damn, she knew exactly what to do with my dick. In fact, I never experienced such hard rock during my astronaut training. We fucked like filthy backstage animals, and she eagerly took my microphone in her ass instead of giving me an autograph. Rock wins! Captain, over.