All episodes of Unreal Porn

Captain's log, stardate 1931-4

Control tower, I report that the Fucknet virtual simulator is the greatest invention in the history of human civilisation. The database contains perhaps all the sexual pleasures of the Universe. Today I chose the Cybergothic style. An unbelievable, innovative wild cybergoth with colourful dreadlocks, eager to play. I dove right in, sliding my dick into her piercing-ringed mouth before taking her hard from behind exactly how she wanted it. So this was a truly furious, high-voltage ride, control tower. Cyber captain, over.

Featuring: kiki minaj

Captain's log, star date 0821-1968

A carnival at the end of the Universe? That sounds like a perfect plan. The ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence simply has flawless ideas. I played the latest virtual simulation and a good dance started. The beautiful dancer, who for a moment bounced straight from the carnival in the divine Rio de Janeiro, began to twerk with her ass. I pulled out my dick and danced anal samba with that sparkly flirt. Together, in the rhythm of the samba drum, we danced to the height of sexual ecstasy. I cummed on her face hard and returned her to the streets of Rio. Captain, over.

Featuring: ornella morgan, lydia black, adelle unicorn

Captain's log, stardate 0706-1953

Base, this is the Captain, over. I discovered three very eager guests aboard the spaceship today during a routine check. They were already deep in a filthy simulator session, so I stepped in and took command of the action. With their full enthusiasm, I cuffed them up for a kinky inspection and gave them exactly what they came for. I fucked their throats, pounded their cunts hard, and drained one until she was completely satisfied. As a final reward, all three got a massive dose of hot cum splashed right across their faces. Then I locked them into a special cell in the Fucknet so the fun could keep going. I'm in charge here! Captain, out.

Featuring: ornella morgan

Captain's log, star date 1002-0910

This is the captain of the spaceship UNREAL PORN, can anyone hear me? Today we play the final in the Champions League. A beautiful brunette defending champion stands in front of me, ready for every minute of the action. She grabbed my balls and flashed me a playful yellow card right from the start. After all that teasing, she eagerly took my dick deep in her throat. The beautiful goalkeeper is the MVP of the star team and matches me move for move, hungry for more. I fucked her wet pussy and came all over her with the final whistle. Her beautiful face sprinkled with my cum, that's a trophy for a new champion. Winning captain, over.

Featuring: naomi bennet

Captain's log, star date 1949-928

This is the Captain, Control Tower, over. Solitude caught up with me, so I decided to get married right here at the end of the Universe. The Fucknet virtual simulator arranged for me a beautiful bride, and the ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence was a brides maid. After the ceremony, what I was waiting for finally came, a fuck of a wedding night. I fucked my beautiful bride from all sides and she greedily gave my hard dick a blow job. Wedding as it should be! Fucknet's system error also made it real wild. Control Tower, don't breath a word of this to my wife back on Earth! Captain, over.

Featuring: sarah kay

Captain's log, stardate 2704-74

Base, I report that the zombie fantasy has reached the edge of the universe. Even the mischievous artificial intelligence of the ANNA 9000 did not trust its own sensors when it saw what I had chosen today as pleasure for my lonely dick. An incredibly realistic zombie beauty appeared, horny and determined to suck every drop of sperm out of me. Using the virtual simulator driver, I slowly teased my eager undead seductress. I really fucked her hole hard, and then sprinkled all the living water from my dick. It was one wild zombie encounter! Perverted captain, over.