All episodes of Unreal Porn

Featuring: Adelle Unicorn, Lydia Black, Ornella Morgan

Captain's log, stardate 0706-1953

Base, this is the Captain, over. I discovered three stowaways on the board the spaceship today during a routine check. They were all in a fucking simulator, so I took firm and unrelenting action. I handcuffed them and initiated a cross-examination with my dick. I fucked their throats, stretched their cunts hard, and sucked one of them dry. As an exemplary punishment, all three intruders received a massive dose of hot cum right on their faces. I then locked them in a special cell in the Fucknet. I'm in charge here! Captain, out.

Featuring: Eveline Dellai

Captain's log, stardate 1806-7

This is not how the Milky Way show has ever been. Control tower, today I went to a rock concert and in a virtual simulator detonated a real load. An incredibly hot rock star, the wild front woman showed me that with a microphone and an electric guitar you can make nice dirty things and what about that dick. In fact, I never experienced such hard rock during my astronaut training. I fucked that sexy bitch and put my microphone in her ass instead of getting her autograph. Rock wins! Captain, over.

Featuring: Adelle Unicorn

Captain's log, star date 0713-2020

Control tower, I'm over the moon in love. A beautiful elf was waiting for me in Fucknet today, the love of my life. A snug blue-eyed princess which never says no. I pushed the PLAY button and experienced sweet romance with that fragile beauty. She blowed my hard dick beautifully and her magical tight pussy made me cum like never before. I couldn't get enough of the splattered beauty, and my dick wanted to fuck that magical elven beauty again and again. But duties call. Captain, back on duty.

Featuring: Ornella Morgan

Captain's log, star date 1002-0910

This is the captain of the spaceship UNREAL PORN, can anyone hear me? Today we play the final in the Champions League. A beautiful brunette defending champion, stands in front of me. She grabbed my balls and she got a yellow card at the beginning. For her unfair play, I stuck my dick deep in her throat. The beautiful goalkeeper is the MVP of the star team and will not give up so easily. I fucked her wet pussy and cummed all over her with the final whistle. Her beautiful face sprinkled with my cum, that's a trophy for a new champion. Winning captain, over.

Featuring: Sarah Kay

Captain's log, stardate 2906-22

Fuck on a skateboard in the middle of space? No problem for Fucknet. Today, my beloved virtual fuck simulator upgraded and offered me a beautiful teen on a skateboard. I had to try this slim pussy right away. I recorded how I took her off the skateboard while riding, and stuck my dick right between her teeth. That was beautiful! A young and incredibly tight pussy was exactly what I needed today. I fucked her, came all over her and sent her back to the skatepark. Base, the skater has a clear thumbs up from me. Captain, over.

Featuring: Kiki Minaj

Captain's log, star date 0821-1968

A carnival at the end of the Universe? That sounds like a perfect plan. The ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence simply has flawless ideas. I played the latest virtual simulation and a good dance started. The beautiful dancer, who for a moment bounced straight from the carnival in the divine Rio de Janeiro, began to twerk with her ass. I pulled out my dick and danced anal samba with that sparkly flirt. Together, in the rhythm of the samba drum, we danced to the height of sexual ecstasy. I cummed on her face hard and returned her to the streets of Rio. Captain, over.