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Featuring: Sarah Kay

Captain's log, stardate 2906-22

Fuck on a skateboard in the middle of space? No problem for Fucknet. Today, my beloved virtual fuck simulator upgraded and offered me a beautiful teen on a skateboard. I had to try this slim pussy right away. I recorded how I took her off the skateboard while riding, and stuck my dick right between her teeth. That was beautiful! A young and incredibly tight pussy was exactly what I needed today. I fucked her, came all over her and sent her back to the skatepark. Base, the skater has a clear thumbs up from me. Captain, over.

Featuring: Eveline Dellai

Captain's log, stardate 1806-7

This is not how the Milky Way show has ever been. Control tower, today I went to a rock concert and in a virtual simulator detonated a real load. An incredibly hot rock star, the wild front woman showed me that with a microphone and an electric guitar you can make nice dirty things and what about that dick. In fact, I never experienced such hard rock during my astronaut training. I fucked that sexy bitch and put my microphone in her ass instead of getting her autograph. Rock wins! Captain, over.

Featuring: Vinna Reed

Captain's log, stardate 1103-18

Olympic Games in Deep Space? Why not. I just found out that anything is possible with the Fucknet sex simulator. A beautiful virtual athlete with a perfect figure knelt in the starting blocks. To start, prepare, attention and fuck! I thrust my relay pin into her mouth and shuffled it through the light to the finish line. That was my personal record. All time, the ANNA 9000 has been cheered on by me. Olympic champion aka Captain. The end.

Featuring: Naomi Bennet

Captain's log, star date 1949-928

This is the Captain, Control Tower, over. Solitude caught up with me, so I decided to get married right here at the end of the Universe. The Fucknet virtual simulator arranged for me a beautiful bride, and the ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence was a brides maid. After the ceremony, what I was waiting for finally came, a fuck of a wedding night. I fucked my beautiful bride from all sides and she greedily gave my hard dick a blow job. Wedding as it should be! Fucknet's system error also made it real wild. Control Tower, don't breath a word of this to my wife back on Earth! Captain, over.

Featuring: Adelle Unicorn, Lydia Black, Ornella Morgan

Captain's log, stardate 0706-1953

Base, this is the Captain, over. I discovered three stowaways on the board the spaceship today during a routine check. They were all in a fucking simulator, so I took firm and unrelenting action. I handcuffed them and initiated a cross-examination with my dick. I fucked their throats, stretched their cunts hard, and sucked one of them dry. As an exemplary punishment, all three intruders received a massive dose of hot cum right on their faces. I then locked them in a special cell in the Fucknet. I'm in charge here! Captain, out.

Featuring: Sarah Kay

Captain's log, stardate 2704-74

Base, I report that the zombie apocalypse has reached the end of the universe. Even the mischievous artificial intelligence of the ANNA 9000 did not want to trust its own sensors when it saw what I had chosen today as a pleasure for my orphaned dick. Incredibly realistic zombie beauty, horny and determined to suck all the sperm out of me. Using the virtual simulator driver, I nicely teased the hungry beast. I really fucked her hole and sprinkled all the living water from my dick. It was a real zombie massacre! Perverted captain, over.