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Featuring: Vinna Reed

Captain's log, stardate 1103-18

Olympic Games in Deep Space? Why not. I just found out that anything is possible with the Fucknet sex simulator. A beautiful virtual athlete with a perfect figure knelt in the starting blocks. To start, prepare, attention and fuck! I thrust my relay pin into her mouth and shuffled it through the light to the finish line. That was my personal record. All time, the ANNA 9000 has been cheered on by me. Olympic champion aka Captain. The end.

Featuring: Sarah Kay

Captain's log, stardate 2704-74

Base, I report that the zombie apocalypse has reached the end of the universe. Even the mischievous artificial intelligence of the ANNA 9000 did not want to trust its own sensors when it saw what I had chosen today as a pleasure for my orphaned dick. Incredibly realistic zombie beauty, horny and determined to suck all the sperm out of me. Using the virtual simulator driver, I nicely teased the hungry beast. I really fucked her hole and sprinkled all the living water from my dick. It was a real zombie massacre! Perverted captain, over.

Featuring: Adelle Unicorn, Lydia Black, Ornella Morgan

Captain's log, stardate 0706-1953

Base, this is the Captain, over. I discovered three stowaways on the board the spaceship today during a routine check. They were all in a fucking simulator, so I took firm and unrelenting action. I handcuffed them and initiated a cross-examination with my dick. I fucked their throats, stretched their cunts hard, and sucked one of them dry. As an exemplary punishment, all three intruders received a massive dose of hot cum right on their faces. I then locked them in a special cell in the Fucknet. I'm in charge here! Captain, out.

Featuring: Eveline Dellai

Captain's log, star date 0625-1876

Control base, today the Great Manitou himself spoke to me and sent me a gift, a beautiful young Indian woman. She first showed me that Native Americans give the best blowjobs in the world, and then I fucked her like a prisoner of war. Her tight pussy flowed with bliss as I fuck her with my hard arrow. The beauty turned out to be the real descendant of the legendary Standing Cock. She danced a ritual dance to summon golden rain and pissed on the village's sacred drum. That was a mess! Then the ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence turned off the simulator and I went back to service. Captain, Howgh!

Featuring: Megan Inky

Captain's log, star date 1803-1969

Bingo! After a long shift on the command bridge, I needed to really relieve my balls and a luxurious tattooed hooker is exactly what I need today. She does anything for money, so I stuffed my dick deep in her throat. For a hefty surcharge, I've fucked the bitch without a condom and straight in the ass. The whore must be the top class in slut academy because she fucked like a pro. I switched her fucking holes and finally showered her with a hot cum from head to toe. Basically, I call this fucking simulator perfect benefit work. Thanks a lot! Captain, over.

Featuring: Kimber Lee

Captain's log, star date 1968-208

That's what I call space turbulence! After the last upgrade of the Fucknet simulator, a luxury model appeared in the menu with a big surprise. Which of you, Base, would resist such an enticing offer? I started the simulation and enjoyed an incredible ride through fucking hyperspace. A beauty with giant jugs and a big dick between her legs was waiting for me! You can get a blow job or you can give her a blow job. When you enjoy yourself, you can fuck her in the tight ass and she will do the same to you in return. That is Top! In the end, she cum over herself and I gave her a fuck. Captain, over.