All episodes of Unreal Porn

Featuring: Sarah Kay

Captain's log, stardate 2704-74

Base, I report that the zombie apocalypse has reached the end of the universe. Even the mischievous artificial intelligence of the ANNA 9000 did not want to trust its own sensors when it saw what I had chosen today as a pleasure for my orphaned dick. Incredibly realistic zombie beauty, horny and determined to suck all the sperm out of me. Using the virtual simulator driver, I nicely teased the hungry beast. I really fucked her hole and sprinkled all the living water from my dick. It was a real zombie massacre! Perverted captain, over.

Featuring: Anna de Ville

Captain's log, star date 2-7291

An urgent message to alien civilizations. Goths are not typical inhabitants of planet Earth, but fucking them is an otherworldly experience. I had no hesitation at all when this pale beauty appeared on the Fucknet menu and let me tell you, it was like a warp drive flight. A luxurious blow job, a horny wet pussy, and as a bonus, an ass fucking. The perfect fuck. But the best of all was the crazy mode, where her anal hole became something even crazier than the legendary Black Hole itself. There's nothing like it in the whole universe, I can guarantee it. For goodbye, I gave her funeral makeup with a good dose of thick cum and disconnected connection. Captain, over.

Featuring: Kiki Minaj

Captain's log, star date 0821-1968

A carnival at the end of the Universe? That sounds like a perfect plan. The ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence simply has flawless ideas. I played the latest virtual simulation and a good dance started. The beautiful dancer, who for a moment bounced straight from the carnival in the divine Rio de Janeiro, began to twerk with her ass. I pulled out my dick and danced anal samba with that sparkly flirt. Together, in the rhythm of the samba drum, we danced to the height of sexual ecstasy. I cummed on her face hard and returned her to the streets of Rio. Captain, over.

Featuring: Vinna Reed

Captain's log, stardate 1103-18

Olympic Games in Deep Space? Why not. I just found out that anything is possible with the Fucknet sex simulator. A beautiful virtual athlete with a perfect figure knelt in the starting blocks. To start, prepare, attention and fuck! I thrust my relay pin into her mouth and shuffled it through the light to the finish line. That was my personal record. All time, the ANNA 9000 has been cheered on by me. Olympic champion aka Captain. The end.

Featuring: Luna Corazon

Captain's log, star date 0510 - 2021

This is Captain, Control tower, over. I report that the new generation of virtual intelligence, SONA 2.0, is truly divine! As a warm welcome, she loaded a beautiful hairdresser into my simulator. Before the black princess could start the razor, I fucked her in the throat and her brain out of her head. Before starting the main shaving program, I glanced at what her customer had under her skirt and then projected a hard cock into her wet nest. Control tower, she had an incredibly narrow gap! Instead of paying her, I cumshot her face and hair and returned to active duty. Captain, thanks, end.

Featuring: Karol Lilien

Captain's Log, Stardate 1953-1

Fuck first, then ask questions. With this clear goal, I set out on a military mission in a virtual sex simulator. As an adversary I chose a beautiful member of the Green Berets. The blond soldier pulled a machine gun on me and fired sharp. I thrust a loaded RPG straight into her pussy and a hard dick into her mouth. That was a crushing counterstrike! Space operation Overlord ended with a blast of cum on her beautiful face. Even then, however, the busty harsh woman did not want to surrender, so I solved it with the good old shatter grenade. I Serve the Homeland! Captain, over

Featuring: Adelle Unicorn

Captain's log, star date 0713-2020

Control tower, I'm over the moon in love. A beautiful elf was waiting for me in Fucknet today, the love of my life. A snug blue-eyed princess which never says no. I pushed the PLAY button and experienced sweet romance with that fragile beauty. She blowed my hard dick beautifully and her magical tight pussy made me cum like never before. I couldn't get enough of the splattered beauty, and my dick wanted to fuck that magical elven beauty again and again. But duties call. Captain, back on duty.

Featuring: Kimber Lee

Captain's log, star date 1968-208

That's what I call space turbulence! After the last upgrade of the Fucknet simulator, a luxury model appeared in the menu with a big surprise. Which of you, Base, would resist such an enticing offer? I started the simulation and enjoyed an incredible ride through fucking hyperspace. A beauty with giant jugs and a big dick between her legs was waiting for me! You can get a blow job or you can give her a blow job. When you enjoy yourself, you can fuck her in the tight ass and she will do the same to you in return. That is Top! In the end, she cum over herself and I gave her a fuck. Captain, over.

Featuring: Naomi Bennet

Captain's log, star date 1949-928

This is the Captain, Control Tower, over. Solitude caught up with me, so I decided to get married right here at the end of the Universe. The Fucknet virtual simulator arranged for me a beautiful bride, and the ANNA 9000 artificial intelligence was a brides maid. After the ceremony, what I was waiting for finally came, a fuck of a wedding night. I fucked my beautiful bride from all sides and she greedily gave my hard dick a blow job. Wedding as it should be! Fucknet's system error also made it real wild. Control Tower, don't breath a word of this to my wife back on Earth! Captain, over.

Featuring: Angelica Rollenti, Lady Blue

Captain's log, stardate 1931-4

Control tower, I report that the Fucknet virtual simulator is the greatest invention in the history of human civilisation.The database contains perhaps all the sexual pleasures of the Universe. Today I chose the Cybergothic style. Unbelievable, innovative wild slut whore with colourful dreadlocks. At my own risk, I threw my dick in her piercing riveted mouth and fucked her hole from behind. So this was a really furious high-voltage ride, control tower. Cyber captain, over.

Featuring: Adelle Unicorn, Lydia Black, Ornella Morgan

Captain's log, stardate 0706-1953

Base, this is the Captain, over. I discovered three stowaways on the board the spaceship today during a routine check. They were all in a fucking simulator, so I took firm and unrelenting action. I handcuffed them and initiated a cross-examination with my dick. I fucked their throats, stretched their cunts hard, and sucked one of them dry. As an exemplary punishment, all three intruders received a massive dose of hot cum right on their faces. I then locked them in a special cell in the Fucknet. I'm in charge here! Captain, out.

Featuring: Eveline Dellai

Captain's log, stardate 1806-7

This is not how the Milky Way show has ever been. Control tower, today I went to a rock concert and in a virtual simulator detonated a real load. An incredibly hot rock star, the wild front woman showed me that with a microphone and an electric guitar you can make nice dirty things and what about that dick. In fact, I never experienced such hard rock during my astronaut training. I fucked that sexy bitch and put my microphone in her ass instead of getting her autograph. Rock wins! Captain, over.